Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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