Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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