we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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