my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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