Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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