The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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