Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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