All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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