I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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