She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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