I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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