I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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