so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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