My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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