Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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