porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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