i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
3 2 1 whiskey
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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