If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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