i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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