Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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