I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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