the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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