All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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