she was so not down for the gang bang
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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