Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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