saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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