Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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