I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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