Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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