I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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