I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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