I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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