That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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