i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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There's always time for handjobs
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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