THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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