I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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