so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
this is an emotional support booty call
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