how can u be prego again
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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