so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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