Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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