even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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