Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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