if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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