"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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