i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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