It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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