Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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