i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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