Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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