seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize